Nut

Nut jokes

Memes

Password

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Chef

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Reaction

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Boob

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Sawcon

Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?

Crewmate: What's Sawcon?

Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!

Kick

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Candice

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Face

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

Virus

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Ice Cream

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

Friend

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!