If you have 20 apples and you ate 2 how many you have left? 0 because you have 20 and and take away 2 you have 0 left.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
do you like mirah??
What do you think of your mom I can do it yyyy
Watch Key/Peele “Detective”
I love jokes
I love my family
Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night’s alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that’s my son and so he Yank on it
What kind of number hates nuts 🥜? 17
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut
What is your favourite time of day
Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends
Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD
What is a nut 🥜 that says what is your favourite name? A magic nut 🥜
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck