Nut jokes
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Peanut butter 🧈?
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
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To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.