What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What nut 🥜 is broken?a silly 😝 nut 🥜
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Isac I suck deez nuts
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
joe biden deez nuts
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
