Nut jokes
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Nutty.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."
His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"
Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
I love my family.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.