Nut jokes
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Memes
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.