What are willing to write in your notebook these nuts.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital
Cashew a question? Nut now!
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
Name a nut. You because are nUts
Have you heard of Wendys Yea wendys nuts in you mouth
What happens to a nervous nut? It cracks.
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree
hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
