Nut jokes
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.