What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Nut Jokes
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
