Nut jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
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Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?