Why are nuts on boys
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
Brother: your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? your the one that has the nuts!
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
what did the flower say to the crazy penut?
Ur going nuts boii get back on yo' plant ur to nuts for me
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A.Act like a nut. (Psst!Heard this joke before?Sorry!That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night's alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that's my son and so he Yank on it
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Why did Mr peanut die? His cane snapped.
squril:i got a joke dog:what the hell is it squril:i clicked my nuts and clickedmy poop
Ccddfftggfdrrttty
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day
