What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But thatβs just nuts.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.