Number jokes
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I (DYM 99).
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Saw (DYM 69).
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
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What is ioooooooo?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.