Number jokes
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
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If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
Fuck off!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.