Number jokes
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300? You are a 3.0.
I (DYM 99).
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Saw (DYM 69).
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.