Number Jokes

LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

6396994787

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

16 is a knight? Mail.

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......