Number jokes
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
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Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
69.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.