Number jokes
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.