A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Jokes...
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
