Number jokes
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
"We are Number one."
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Was 9 + 10?