Number jokes
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
Fuck off!
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.