Number jokes
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I (DYM 99).
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Memes
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
"We are Number one."
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.