Number jokes
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"We are Number one."
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Memes
Values be like for alphabets:
2 times 4 equals 18?
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
300? You are a 3.0.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
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Was 9 + 10?
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
12345678910 w =0 w
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is ioooooooo?
12312312344567890
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.