Number jokes
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.