Number jokes
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Values be like for alphabets:
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
69.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.