What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
