7 11 jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
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