Number jokes
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What comes after 69?
Period.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.