Number jokes
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Gallons (DYM 113).
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!