Number jokes
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What comes after 69?
Period.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
I want your weight, not your phone number.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.