Number jokes
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Gallons (DYM 113).
Memes
Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...
I want your weight, not your phone number.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.