9/11 911 same thing
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
why did the big rose say to the little rose. Hy bud.
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Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
Why was 6 afraid 7 because 7 8 9 but why was 10 scared cause he is right in the middle of 9 11
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
