Number jokes
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.