I want your weight not your phone number
You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
what comes next in the pattern, ottffs_
s because it represents numbers going up, one two three four five six seven
Why are there not that much phones in China? Because there’s too much wing and Wongs so they will wing the wong number
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
If nine is a number, then why on earth is not "ja" a number?
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
