Number jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Gallons (DYM 113).
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What comes after 69?
Period.