Number jokes
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Saw (DYM 69).
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.