Number jokes

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

What’s 23 times 2?

A potato.

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Gallons (DYM 113).

Why is six scared of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.