Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
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When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why am I so sad?
