Number jokes
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.