Number

Number Jokes

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba

sike thats the wrong number

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There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

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