Number jokes
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Memes
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What's 9 + 10?
21
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.