Number jokes
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.