Number

Number jokes

Pen

    • I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

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    • Crow

    • Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?

    Birbal: 8,971.

    Akbar: What if there are fewer?

    Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.

    Akbar: What if there are more?

    Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.

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    • Number memes

    Event

    • 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

    Because 10 was in 9/11.

    Weight

    • You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

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    • Allergy

    • I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

    I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

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    • Date

    • Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

    Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.