What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.