your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
😏😏😕As We Speak Now Someone Is Making Arrangement For December With Your Girlfriend 😂😂😂
I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: We're here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
i pushed a kid in a wheel chair into a fire. now we call him hot wheel
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
sad sad sad now you laugh and like thank you
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape
Harry Potter is now harry orphan
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
my friend bought a tom holland blaket and i said well, now ur sleeping with him
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
i threw my bomerang and now i live in constant fear
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
