What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender? There used to be 2 and now it's a sensitive subject
Papyrus: Sans I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent . Sans: what do you call them? Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU LAZY BONES!
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
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4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
how are genders and the twin towers alike?
there was 2 now its a sensitive subject