What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing they both ran off
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean. nothing it just waved.this was thw worst joke ever
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Toast is like parents
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine"
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
There's nothing stronger than love except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do? Bored games.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
what does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
absolutely nothing.
What’s a difference between a whale and lizzo? Absolutely nothing
What is your name.what am I pointing at 👃🏽.and what am I holding.hahaha!!!!! ????????knows nothing
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
