Nothing jokes
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.
For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.
Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.
For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?
Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.
Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.
For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.
So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.