Not jokes
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Memes
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
This is American politics that is not true.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!