Not jokes
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Memes
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What can orphans not do in school?
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!