Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Not Jokes
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
