Not jokes

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

This is American politics that is not true.