Not jokes
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
This is American politics that is not true.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.