Not jokes

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂