Not jokes

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.

Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with!

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.