Not jokes

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?

Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!

"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.