Not jokes

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

What can orphans not do in school?

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."