Not jokes
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Memes
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Also, not love everyone.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.