Not jokes

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

What is something an orphan's phone does not have?

Home buttons.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I do not know.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

Also, not love everyone.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because it's not original at all.

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?