Not jokes

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

This is not even a joke.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Stephen Hawking is intelligent.

He is not as green as he is cabbage.

What do you call a house that isn't a house?

Not a house.

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."