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John is not funny.
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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Jokes are not funny.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Who can relate?
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If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.