Not jokes
What can you catch, but not throw?
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.