Not jokes
What can you catch, but not throw?
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Memes
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
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TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
John is not funny.