Not jokes

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

I made a website for orphans.

It does not have a home page.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

John is not funny.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.

NOT A DATING WEBSITE

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

I love not much.

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

Hi, I did not get your walk.

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?

A waterfall.