Not jokes

What can you catch, but not throw?

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

I love not much.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?

Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.