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Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
John is not funny.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.