Not jokes

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?

Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.