Not jokes

Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?

LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?

FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!

LONELY ORPHAN: :(

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why could the blind man not see?

Answer: Because he is blind.

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

God- make a grumpy old man president.

Angel- why?

G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

A- okay.

G- make him not pay taxes.

A- okay...

Fast forward to 2020

G- you know that grumpy old man?

A- yea...

G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

A- Krona.

G- exactly.

A- why do you hate humans so much?

G- because I can.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?

“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.

What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"

Jokes are not funny.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.