Not jokes

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?

Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.

I made a website for orphans.

It does not have a home page.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Jokes are not funny.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.