Not jokes
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!