Not jokes

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.