Not jokes
When is a cold not a cold?
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.