Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Not Jokes
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
This is not a joke.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
