Not jokes
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?