Not jokes
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Memes
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.