Not jokes
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
When is a cold not a cold?
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.