Not jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Memes
When is a cold not a cold?
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.