Not jokes

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

When is a door not a door?

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Why do orphans not use iPhones?

Because they don't have a home button.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted.

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.