Not jokes
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Memes
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.