Not jokes

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Why drink water and not bleach?