Not jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.