Not jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL