Not jokes
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Memes
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
When is a cold not a cold?
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.