STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Not Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why does America have more guns than people?
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
