Not jokes
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.