Not jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
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Memes
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is not funny about kidnapping.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"