Not jokes
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!