Not jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?