Not jokes

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

Sally fell off the swing.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Sally.

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!

My friend dreamed of being a porno star.

He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.

The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."