Not jokes
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
It’s not a meme, it’s just my sister
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
John Toberty is not funny.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.