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Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.