Not jokes
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
It is not funny about kidnapping.
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