Not jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Why do the orphans not play baseball?

They can never find home.

I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why don't orphans rob the bank?

Because they're not wanted.

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.