Not jokes

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.

Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.

Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...

We don't see each other very much.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.