Not jokes

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.