Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
Have fun at school 🏫 night is what
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep
Why did the moon go to sleep because he was bossy
What did one candle say to the other? Want to go out tonight?
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My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Hi đź‘‹ I love đź’• you know I do what a good night of a good
What is a good night sleep tight I have for
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
why do orphans hate Fridays? family movie night
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
What is a difference between a tree and walk home 🏡 night I did
