Night jokes

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”

The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”

The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”

I had a dream I was a muffler last night...

I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.