Night jokes
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Memes
Sad so sad
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
"Have fun at school night" is what?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.