name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE YOU know why? IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
imma monch ur nans feet at 3 am tonight ngl
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What hype is this place out is for the night you can not say what is a great đź‘Ť I have for a good night
my grandmother said goodnight...
she never said good morning
What is a good time for dinner and what do I do for you and dinner dinner and what yyyuyy dinner 🍴 night time
What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight
Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.
what is owl that wheres armor
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
