Night jokes

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

How do you find Will Smith?

You look for the Fresh Prince.

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

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