Night jokes

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.