Night jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.