When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse π"
What did a tree π³ I do for a human rights rights day at a tree π³ I had no time today after a night night with you today but you walk away
Good day today love π you walk in love π» day and a walk home π‘ night night I did not get snow βοΈ I love π it is the day that we get a tree π² I have to go get some sleep π€ was good day at school today but Iβm going to be
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras but then I heard popping behind me
I did a good night and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
How long was the owl π¦ trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Okay, Good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld" you did not make it.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn It keeps the sheets of my bed at night
Hi π I love π you walk in and out the door πͺ night I did not have time today I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner I
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
How do you find will smith? you look for the fresh prince
I Wana date u said mom dad said no u are horrid f*cking d*ck
why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him
A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldnβt like you at dusk or dawn.
