What is a good night sleep and I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your time I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is it fun for me I o I had dinner 🍽

I love you you too I eeeeeee was the night time is it when you you get a typical sleep 💤 night is oooooooo is it a walk home 🏡 was the night night and a tree 🌲 is it

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What is a good night sleep and what do I have dinner 🍴 today is what

At night I became a mattress murderer

A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

The only hood i like is pointy and white. Thats why i cant trust people when i dont see thier face at night.

What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight

Good night

I did a walk today but it was good for Tyler I was just a good time to sleep good I got yyy night and a night

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home 🏡 was your night night you and had fun I had dinner 🍴 night time and a tree 🌳 I had dinner 🥘 is it a magic time dinner 🥘 I have been home 🏠 was good

What is the difference between a human and human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair 🦽 home 🏠 night time to a home 🏠 was fun at home 🏠 night was the day I had dinner 🍴 is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 night time

What is a good night sleep and what do I have for you walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife’s coughin’ (coffin…coughin’…get it?)

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. an hour later she got back home not only she lost the stranger but also her virginity.

y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy

A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »

Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee

Son : « W- Wait a minute… So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »

The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot … » Son : « But it was a nightmare … »

Dad turns into a monster

Dad : « I’m your nightmare »

The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.

The Son with himself: « Wake up btch wake up btch !!! »

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At night before I got in bed with my girl I had 206 bones but I developed a 207th bone

Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks; “Mom, Dad, what are you doing?” The mom replies with, “We are playing house,” "We’ll will let you play when you’re older, " The dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny. Who was ironically Timmy’s neighbor. Johnny asks, “How was your sleep last night?” “I saw my mom and dad playing house last night,” Timmy says. “But they told me I could play with them when I’m older.” After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. “Dad, what are you doing?” Timmy asks. “I’m playing house with your babysitter,” Timmy’s Dad said. “But I saw you play house with Mom last night,” Timmy told his father. “Well, don’t tell your mother.” His dad said.

One night my brother asked me," Am I a pro gamer?", I say," No you’re not a Pro-grammer

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