I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*was actually up all night watching*
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
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What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
