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Florida Man

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

Shot

Composed Spider · 4 months ago

Dr. House

A black and white image of Dr. House with a serious, intense expression is shown within a news report frame. The top left corner has a "LIVE" tag. A red banner across the image reads "BREAKING NEWS". The main headline states "Dr. House shot dead in The Bronx". Below this, a yellow bar contains the smaller text "no more mouse bites".

Clothing

Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Law

Anonymous · 9 years ago

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Tweet

Cosmo idk · 1 year ago

Phone

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A text-based image with the instruction "Do not flip your phone" at the top. Underneath that, the text is written upside down: "Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now."

Mort

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

Anger

Wade · 2 years ago

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Brit

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Scroll

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Erg

A four-panel comic strip featuring the Stonks character. In the first panel, he finds a chest in a cave. The second panel shows him opening a scroll with bright light. The third panel displays the scroll reading, "News Flash: You suck, Stonk." The fourth panel shows him running away. The text on the image includes "We finally found it...after 15 years", "The scroll of truth!", "News Flash: You suck, Stonk", and "NYEHHH".

Cause

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search with the query "cause of the great london fire". The first result shown is "Great Fire of London / Cause" and below it is the answer "Fire".

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

Racism

Anonymous · 3 years ago

A Google search page with the query "who started racism" showing results for Shrek, a film franchise. Three images of Shrek are displayed below the text.

Russia

Blach66.1 · 3 years ago

A news report on a space mission failure with the headline "Russia's Luna-25 spacecraft crashes into Moon" and the text "Do you blame it? Like it is Russian after all" above the news report. The news source is BBC.

Gorilla

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Child

Wade · 2 years ago

It’s finally happening…

A picture of a Chuck E. Cheese sign with a news headline saying, "5 children have gone missing inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Parents report smells coming..."

Tucker Carlson

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme shows a conversation where one person asks their mom for "Tucker Carlson", but the mom says they have Tucker Carlson at home. The bottom panel shows a person resembling Tucker Carlson with a banner that reads "CUCKER TARLSON", in the style of Fox News.

Firefighter

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

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