Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
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We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".
when your plane heads for new york
Who are the fastest readers in the world?.... New Yorkers, they went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
I would I new life but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
