Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.