Worst Jokes Ever
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I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”