Worst Jokes Ever
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”