Worst Jokes Ever
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."