Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans build anything?

Because they can’t go to Home Depot.

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?