Worst Jokes Ever
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Me die.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Suck my pp!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Farts.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I’m a paki nonse.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Jack smells.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.