Worst Jokes Ever
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.