Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.