what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
Worst Jokes Ever
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Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
You look like a cat.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
