Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Worst Jokes Ever
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
