Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
