Worst Jokes Ever
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Hello there!
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."