Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
May.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.