Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Greg is a pedo.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).