Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Hello there, have a good day!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.